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© Arthur Levine 2007
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Keywords: Global Warming, New Index Fund, Guru, Crisis, Solution

Johnny Oops was pacing up and down on the raised bandstand floor at a new sports arena in the Meadowlands, New Jersey waiting for the crowd to settle down so that he could start his speech, or should we call it a con?

My friends, converts, and members of my flock, we are facing a man made crisis of unequaled proportions. If this keeps up we will be farming rice paddies and cranberry bogs in the swamplands of New Jersey, which will shortly cover more than half the current landmass of the state. New York will be growing oranges instead of apples and sporting palm trees on the less than one quarter of the land mass not covered by the raging ocean, which will completely inundate New York City in a Sodom and Gomorrah style wrath of God type event.

But do not worry my friends. I have the solution to the Global Warming problem, which is fast melting the Alaska Ice Caps, and will shortly cause a permanent heat wave to cover most of the known world we live in with especially dangerous consequences in North America and Europe.

Most of the problem of Global Warming occurs because of businesses polluting the environment in order to make profits. This is true of both America and China as well as an assortment of other countries all of which profess that they are doing their best to control pollution.

Don’t buy it for a minute folks, there is a giant hole forming in the ozone layer of the atmosphere, and only God with our help will have the power to close it.

I suggest that we immediately set up a multi-trillion dollar stock exchange traded index fund that will invest exclusively in anti-pollution certificate credits, and which will be financed initially by hedge fund operators, and investment banks operating on a tax free basis with a government guarantee against loss. These anti-pollution credits in addition to being backed by the full faith and credit of the United States, Russia and China respectively, will have the backing of all fortune 1000 Companies and in the case of China and Russia, major state run Companies. The oil rich states for their part will be able to participate at a twenty percent discount to the face value of the certificates by agreeing to pay for them in pollution free filtered oil. This certificate is going to be a super anti-pollution credit unlike its puny underused and undistinguished predecessor that is backed by practically nothing at all. No wonder it hasn’t solved the problem. The Oops anti-pollution credit will do the trick. It has teeth.

Companies that are big polluters will have to buy these anti-pollution credits in order to avoid huge fines and special taxes that would otherwise force them into bankruptcy. Companies that have cleaned up their act would be allowed to purchase these credits exclusively for resale to polluting Companies at a fifty percent discount. This will make it extremely profitable to be a clean air Company, thus changing the whole ballgame and eliminating one-way or the other the big polluters.

I know this high finance might be a little confusing, but think of the ramifications. I am telling you that greed pays. Now our profit hungry greedy corporations are going to have the inducement they need to clean up their act, and the very air we breath. This is definitely going to be a miracle. My friends we are about to be saved. We can stop Global Warming. Are you with me? Let’s save the universe before the bubble forming over us really bursts.

I need all the money you can contribute to fund the set up of this Save The Nation Index Fund. Volunteers of our newly formed Save The Nation non-profit organization will be passing amongst you with Save the Nation baskets appropriately wrapped in red, white, and blue. Help us give the breath of life to our fellow Americans. Think of your children and grandchildren. Give them a clean air future. Give them the breath of life. Give now, and give all you can. Our Countries future is at stake. The human race, as we know it is in jeopardy of becoming extinct if we don’t do something about global warming right now. We need your help. Take a deep breath, grab someone next to you in their essential parts, and give all you can.

Jane, Johnny’s new girlfriend and undercover agent for the IRS was clapping wildly and hugging Johnny. She seemed in a state of true bliss. Secretly she was thinking that this time Johnny had really gone too far; now they had him. She was really going to enjoy taking this phony charlatan down. All Johnny could think about was that he was going to be rich, rich, rich. Not so fast Johnny, not if Jane and the IRS have their way.

MLMF (More later my friends)

What is global warming? Global warming is when the temperature of the planet starts to rise causing the icecaps to melt, resulting in the ocean levels rising. You might be wondering how this can affect the average person. Global warming might be seen by many as something that does not need to be overly concerned about. In truth, it really is something that people should be concerned about. With the temperature of earth rising, the icecaps melt and the stores of fresh water mix with the salt water. If there is one thing the human population does not want to be short of, it is fresh water.

Global warming is what contributes to the growth of deserts as more moisture evaporates into the air from the heat. In many places drought is becoming a major problem and this can lead to poor crop yield and an increase in the chance of having fires. Extreme flooding is also believed to be contributed to by global warming as the weather patterns change. As the temperature becomes warmer, it disrupts regular storm patterns and can lead to worse storms that lead to more tornados, hurricanes and floods.

What ways can you stop global warming? Whether you are a business or an individual, you can become someone who does not contribute to the problem. Here are some tips:

•Replace all incandescent light bulbs with florescent lights that use less electricity.
•Try to minimize the number of times the furnace turns on, maybe even turn it down a bit.
•Use appliances that are energy efficient; they don’t use as much electricity as the common ones.
•Don’t leave things on standby. When finished with a machine turn it off.
•Turn off lights when the room is not in use.
•Replace single pane windows with double pane.

While many of these suggestions are often associated with homes, they can also be used by businesses who wish to help stop global warming. These are only a few of the many things a person or business can do. To find out more ways you can be more environmentally friendly, you can go onto the internet, find books in libraries or stores, or you can even bring in a professional who can help you find ways to be a part of the solution. At first, it might seem like it is very expensive, and it is at first, but you help stop global warming and over time it can actually help to save yourself, or your business money.

It is one more instance of operating short length spacing in order to save a lot of money. Famous budget transports such as Virgin Atlantic or Icelandair unceremoniously have based their most advantageous offers from New York.

Intend to request the similar principle when you are arriving. Why do you need to persist on disembarking in Paris when there is a much greater rate to Brussels? Anyway, on the next week, the opposite might be correct. A fast train trip between the two cities night really save you hundreds and hundreds of dollars. It’s always better to expend a few hours on a train if the economy will return me $150 or so for each and every hour, isn’t it?

You may as well take into account that it is also great money-wise to get a last minute deal. It also might essentially save your finances. So, together with a discount airport, the last minute deal can save you more, than just a discount airport. There are even more tips to save on your travel, but it’s better to first talk about airport reduction as one of the first steps to save money.

You should sketch a region that is encompassing all cities fewer than 200 miles from your dwelling place. Don’t forget to make notes of all the airports inside of that region. It is very important, because these are the cities you want to involve when you are shopping around for the discount flights. Try to adjust the region in accordance with the time duration of your trip or maybe your financial limits.

You might strive to do the same thing with the city of your destination, in spite of the thing that a lot of travelers are making that region a little smaller.

Be conscious that the alternative airport does not have to be cheaper all the time. That’s specifically correct if you are having one or more budget vehicles operating inside of city are living in.

But it is never harmful to ask about the alternative options or any other variants. Factor in that luxurious limousine carrier or the parking receipts before you will make a definitive decision. If the resultant network economy is only saving you a few dollars, you will possibly decide that a disjunctive airport is not really worth the discount flight savings trouble.

Working on short time to worm out is going to help you in making a right and knowledgeable decision. That is the goal that every budget traveler wants to reach.